anus bagel

The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.

Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.

Hence the term, Anus Bagel.

"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus

by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015

Acid Bagel

The web of lies created when a girl messes around with more than one man.

person one: "dude that whore has no conscience. She's been fucking Travis AND Lenny and they don't even know it!"
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."

by Mr. Tinker April 29, 2010

bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.

dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.

by sparroww October 1, 2011

Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

bagel-kind-of-day

A word to describe how good your day is, equivalent to eating a bagel.

OMG I bought a new bag!! Today is a bagel-kind-of-day!! woohoo

by SJEOJATA October 1, 2018

Baeley

A female who is ALWAYS going to be there for you. Who is really HOT. Usually plays sports such as softball. Usually brave but can get scared and REALLY strong . Who loves animals to DEATH. Any guy would be SUPER lucky to date a Baeley!!

Guy: Hey aren’t you friends with Baeley?

Baeley’s friend: yeah why?

Guy: I have a massive crush on her?

Baeley’s friend: yeah she is Gorgeous!

by Ur gay 101 October 15, 2019

sand bagel

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.

person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."

by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014