Brad
Brad by Pencccccccil August 23, 2011
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He's the most amazingperson in the world. Don't get rid of him if you have him. He'll make you laugh even when you feel like crying. He'll make you smile when your down. He gives the best hugs ever! He's the type of person to make you feel safe and warm in his arms. Like once he leaves you miss him. You want him around you 24/7. He's a lovable type of person. He may tease you and be annoying but at the end of the day you love him to death! Don't let him go:) he's the type of person you'd want to marry;)
Brad
Brad is an amazing man, actually the most amazing man you'll ever meet. He is sweet, charming and genuine. He is stunningly good looking, yet doesn't know it. He is a romantic and when he surprises you with a gift it is extremely well thought out, meaningful and full of sentiment. There isn't anything that he can not do. He does not poses one lazy bone in his body and most of the time he keeps busy by serving others. If you offer to take care of him he is shy but learning to be receptive. Sometimes you will see a faraway look in his eyes and it's probably because he is inventing something or wandering about the country in his minds eye. I've never met a person who doesn't like Brad. On top of it all he rides a motorcycle. What is sexier than that?
There was a damsel in distress, luckily there was a Brad nearby to swoop her up on his motorcycle and speed off in to the sunset!
Brad by Bonnieelizabeth October 14, 2017
Brad
Brad is a guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy guy with a huge cock and big balls that’ll satisfy anyone with endless amounts of huge loads. You can milk him forever and he’ll never run out. He is super dominant and he will fuck you without mercy like you’re his bitch until he’s completely satisfied with himself. You better be ready for his climax though because he will shoot off like a double barreled shotgun
Person 1: I started dating this new guy named Brad
Person 2: Brad? You’re in for a real BIG surprise
Person 2: Brad? You’re in for a real BIG surprise
Brad by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018
Brad
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
Brad by Sir Gay of BonerLand July 16, 2018