Awk Guac

When something is extremely awkward.

Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.

Originated in Kansas City

I ran in to my ex today. It was so awk guac.

by tcm1028 October 20, 2010

tote awk

abbreviation of "totally awkward", used in situations which calls for a comment about a "totally awkward" moment, but may be used frequently to annoy others and as a code for you and your friends (such as some sort of "cult" saying)

Megan: She wants to meet up to talk about our problems
Leslie: oh, tote awk
Hayley: yea, thats going to be tote awk
Madeline: sooooo tote awk

by Hayley, Leslie, Madelin, Megan June 29, 2008

awks in a box

expression used to describe an awkward situation. often made using a box gesture.

They had sex on her parents bed while a camera was filming? Awks in a box.

by HarryPotterWhaddup September 19, 2010

awk awk gawk gawk 9000

when you suck your friends dick but its not gay cuz you got the socks on.

yo can i practice my awk awk gawk gawk 9000 skills on you
of course my g, but just keep the socks on.
ya of course my g.

by B-Monkey Obama September 22, 2020

awk-tion

awk-tion: an erection that come around for no reason, and at any random or awkward time, hence the name awk-tion.

Ross was watching Mythbusters when suddenly, he got an awk-tion and he had to cover it up with a cushion.

by ThatJewishPig January 14, 2012

awk-larious

when something is awkward, and hilarious.

When Becca got a prize no one applaud it was awk-larious

by Lenkel May 26, 2010

Awk

Awk: An acronym which means "A Warm Kiss," but refers more specifically to french kissing.

Last night me and the girlfriend finally awked for the first time.

by 00121 February 3, 2008