Assclown

A mear generic insult, the true meaning of this word is one that insults the person's purpose in society.

I suggest you get moving, Assclown!

by silenceisgoldie October 17, 2008

assclown

A stupid person, one incapable of making rational decisions.

Chris acted like an assclown at his party. He talked shit and was proven wrong at every turn.

by dadaevan May 30, 2008

assclot

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

by M Style December 12, 2008

assplow

A shit for brains idiot who has no commmon sense and a tendency toward gayness.When an assplow pursues a relationship with a female he beccomes a pussy whipped douchecock who has tendencies of a fucktard. These types usually tend to keep to themselves and are very very submissive.

Dude, tell your girl to blow off and quit being an assplow.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.

by rayhater August 8, 2005

Assclown

The most common rationalization for this term is "I am not a clown made of ass, how dare you accuse me of being such!" In all reality, the term "assclown" is much deeper than one would be lead to believe.

Assclown is possibly the worst insult you could give a person, and is in most cases synonymous with "failure at life."

"Oh, hey, yeah, you see that Russian guy? Yeah, he's an assclown."

"You're an assclown, Val."

by margaretlillian April 8, 2010

Assplosion

The act of coating the back of the toilet bowl with a loud, massive blast of diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten all of that fried food it really upset my stomach. I had a terrible assplosion, what a mess!

by BigDongWarLord October 16, 2008

AssClown

clown of anal origin...

"Happy Birthday AssClown..."

by pissdursedickmom August 28, 2009