Assphemy

irreverent or blasphemous behavior toward the ass of another; speaking poorly of another's gluteus

A:"That girl has no ass. I wouldn't want to tap that." B:"No way man, that's assphemy. She's got some cakes."

by mattandalbc January 7, 2011

asphyxocute

to be deprived of air while also being shocked with large amounts of electricity

He was drowning in his bathtub and then a toaster fell in, thus the ME declared that the man was asphyxocuted.

by Nigel Peppercock April 25, 2013

Asphalt Therapy

1. The act of Driving or Riding until life makes sense again.

2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.

"After my dog died I just had to get out of the house, so I got in my car for some Asphalt Therapy down highway 3"

"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"

by ClutchClutch July 12, 2012

Assphena

A pharmaceutical taken when experiencing painful bowel movements.

Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!

by AUsome October 24, 2014

asphalt

ouch.

I broke my leg on asphalt...

by ilovedrugs420 June 16, 2021

Assphobic

When you are deeply afraid of ass

Are you homophobic? No I’m assphobic

by Ufw November 22, 2021

roboerotic asphyxiation

A rubber-handed robot that chokes you out for sexual pleasure. Mostly utilized by rich virgins, the deeply religious and various holy individuals too pure for sexual contact with a human. Not to be confused with Autorobotic Asphyxiation.

Robot Overlord: "Initiating Roboerotic Asphyxiation."
Man:

by Kim Jong Real February 4, 2014