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tard ark

your kid rides a tard ark
by schatz77 August 22, 2010
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Atomic Ark Server

A Server For Twats Anyone Who Plays that Ark server automatically Has 10 Extra Chromosomes Absorbed From the Retarded Owner Flowers Who Hires Dossers To doss Revelations Just Because His Dead Server wasnt top list he’s The Definition Of A Bitch Go Jump Off a Cliff Out of 9 Billion Sperm Cells Ur the fastest one now live up to it You twat
Atomic Ark Server Is the shittiest server
by CLAPPED m8 June 17, 2020
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Lost Ark

Lost Ark is an isometric 2.5d fantasy massively multiplayer online action role-playing game (MMOARPG). It was fully released in the South Korean region on December 4, 2019. However, The game was also released in Europe and the Americas on February 11, 2022, where it is published by Amazon Games. This meant an uprising of a certain demographic that is associated with the obsession of fictional anime women. In other words, we call these degens 'weebs.'
Player: "Ever heard of the game Lost Ark?"
Weeb: "Nani? Never heard of it desu yo ne uWu"
Player: "Uhh, yeah It's a cool mmoarpg game"
Weeb: "Did you say mmoarpg! Does it have kawaii gir.. I mean cool characters?"
Player: "The artstyle is cool, but you should check out the combat it's amazing"

1 day later...

Player: "Yo, have you tried fighting any bosses yet?"
Weeb: "Nani? Im still making my 4th anime gir... Uh, I mean character."
by r1ckyuh February 13, 2022
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State of the Ark

1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.
"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
by Mulgie September 20, 2019
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Noah's Ark drunk

The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange
Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
by Badwig March 11, 2022
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State of the Ark

(Phrase of State)

1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.

2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.

3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.

4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1) "Dude, is that a fuckin' Zune?" "Yeah man, that POS is seriously State of the Ark!"

2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.

3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."

4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
by bandaloop January 29, 2019
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Active Ark

A gay man who likes other men or any structure that resembles a man.
Look over there it’sActive Ark”
by Frvst January 25, 2022
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