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by CLAPPED m8 June 17, 2020
Get the Atomic Ark Server mug.Lost Ark is an isometric 2.5d fantasy massively multiplayer online action role-playing game (MMOARPG). It was fully released in the South Korean region on December 4, 2019. However, The game was also released in Europe and the Americas on February 11, 2022, where it is published by Amazon Games. This meant an uprising of a certain demographic that is associated with the obsession of fictional anime women. In other words, we call these degens 'weebs.'
Player: "Ever heard of the game Lost Ark?"
Weeb: "Nani? Never heard of it desu yo ne uWu"
Player: "Uhh, yeah It's a cool mmoarpg game"
Weeb: "Did you say mmoarpg! Does it have kawaii gir.. I mean cool characters?"
Player: "The artstyle is cool, but you should check out the combat it's amazing"
1 day later...
Player: "Yo, have you tried fighting any bosses yet?"
Weeb: "Nani? Im still making my 4th anime gir... Uh, I mean character."
Weeb: "Nani? Never heard of it desu yo ne uWu"
Player: "Uhh, yeah It's a cool mmoarpg game"
Weeb: "Did you say mmoarpg! Does it have kawaii gir.. I mean cool characters?"
Player: "The artstyle is cool, but you should check out the combat it's amazing"
1 day later...
Player: "Yo, have you tried fighting any bosses yet?"
Weeb: "Nani? Im still making my 4th anime gir... Uh, I mean character."
by r1ckyuh February 13, 2022
Get the Lost Ark mug.1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.
"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
by Mulgie September 20, 2019
Get the State of the Ark mug.The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange
Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself
in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
by Badwig March 11, 2022
Get the Noah's Ark drunk mug.(Phrase of State)
1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.
2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.
3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.
4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.
2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.
3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.
4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1) "Dude, is that a fuckin' Zune?" "Yeah man, that POS is seriously State of the Ark!"
2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.
3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."
4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.
3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."
4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
by bandaloop January 29, 2019
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