AOL 

AOL is a fucking joke, every now and again you will see this in the Quality Control box...

"I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Dear moron posing as an AOL lawyer:

Do you honestly think AOL cares about this dictionary? This site allows people to express free speach, DUH!

To all people who use Urban Dictionary.com:

If you see this moron posting the above, then simply say "IT STAYS." Don't let this fuckwad bully us out of free speech!

AOL by druss01uk October 8, 2004

aol 

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

aol by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

AOL 

virus' going up every hour, lots of spyware and a hacking software in a evil software which was made to screw peoples system up and AOL has recently been pretending to be a ISP provider

'boy that women on AOL must be tired of saying 'Good-bye' every 2 seconds.

AOL by n1k23 January 17, 2005

AOL 

O.K. so you pay about £25 for AOL's 'fastest' version of broadband yet and then you find its still FUCKING dial-up. And it still has the cheek to tell you about Big fucking Brother on you're 'home' page that you can only minimize and not close. We had to get a new computer because the last one got filled with viruses from AOL. Now this one keeps crashing!!!!

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH. AOL FUCK OFF AND DIE.

AOL by B0ris August 28, 2005

AOL 

Abreviation for the internet service "America Online". Anyone that lives in the United States,Thousand Islands or Puerto Rico have options to use it. Currently,theres AOL Dial-Up,AOL Broadband,Road Runner and AOL DSL. AOL is also owned by the cable company "Time Warner Digital Cable".

AOL is an expensive ISP if you use broadband.

AOL by GAME50 October 10, 2005

AOL 

The shittiest fucking ISP ever to come to existance. Their customer service reps are the biggest bunch of shit-eating, monkey fucking, motherfuckers ever!

Didnt thewy get sued by Warner Bros. For Copyright Infringement?

You Got Mail? Please! It should say "You got more spam, dickhead"

AOL by James Lowe December 17, 2004

aol 

Army of Lamers

I was interested in using AOL, but then I talked to the Army of Lamers, disguised as customer service..

aol by Todd October 9, 2003