alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

Algerian Squirrel

Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.

"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Algerian Nuts

Algerian Nuts are Testicles dipped in chocolate

My Girlfriend wanted something sweet so I gave her some Algerian Nuts

by Mr Benarieb August 6, 2009

alberta size

Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers

Hey man ! what happen with that tinder girl you were going to hook up with , bro im done with tinder ,all the girls turn out to be alberta size

by Mr right now November 2, 2017

Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016

French Algerian

A dialect of French used by Algerian immigrants to the island nation state of French Algeria

Hey Jjack, Jpandy and Juagqhhiem brush up on your French Algerian cause we're heading to Juan's Noose for the weekend in French Algeria!.

by electric zulu February 13, 2019