alcohol bully

person who knowingly pressures others into excessive alcohol consumption

Scott steamrolled Jeremy into drinking way too much booze last night; he's such an alcohol bully!

alcohol bully by RDAC October 6, 2008

alcohol virginity 

n. The state of being under 21 and not ever having been intoxicated from any real alcoholic beverage in your entire life.

Dude, I can't wait until my 21st since I've been saving my alcohol virginity!!!

alcohol virginity by DeJo July 27, 2005

Alcohol Gremlin 

THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.

HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.

The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.

Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:

Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)

Alcohol Gremlin by Maniana Perez January 25, 2012

Alcohol cock 

Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.

Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "

Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "

Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "

Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "

Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "

Alcohol cock by love-hate-masturbate August 18, 2011

alcohol-sponge 

A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.

Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!

alcohol-sponge by Fuzzy Nutz April 8, 2009

alcohol induced drippy shits 

When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)

Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!

alcohol induced drippy shits by Half_pint420 February 12, 2017

Alcohol Hero 

Someone who regardless of any situation can destroy any alcoholic beverage in their path.

Alcohol Hero

Alcohol Hero by Diva Bitch April 19, 2011