Amish Plow

During sexual intercourse, namely doggy style, the male swipes both arms from underneath the female. Thus causing her face to plow violently against the ground/bed, which in turn, causes a massive rash to appear.

(works well on carpet)

Friend: "Hey Kristine, where did you get that fuckin massive rash on your face?"

Kristine: "Oh, one of the Basketballers was fuckin me from behind on the carpet and he gave me the amish plow..."

Friend: "HAHAHAHA! You dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmb cunt! I told you to quit bein' a groupie slut!"

Kristine: "I know, i know... but it hurt soooo good!"

by Dorr Biscuit November 16, 2006

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Amish Threesome

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.

"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."

by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011

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Amish Titty Licker

Someone who partakes in the acts of licking breasts, whilst being very courteous and respectful of the privacy of the female involved.

Can be abbreviated to ATL.

Note: nipples are treated as demi-Gods by the ATL's.

"She had a cracking pair, but I respect her as much, much more than that, as a person in fact. It was like our souls were connected via the act."

"You're such an Amish Titty Licker."

by scentless apprentice January 4, 2010

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