Affleck

1. The unexpected sight of male genitalia in a film. Originating from the shower scene in Gone Girl

2. Afflecked: The result of seeing unexpected male genitalia in a film.

"I was quite afflecked after seeing Ben Affleck's penis in Gone Girl"

"Wasn't that played by Matt Damon?"

by Chungus69 July 7, 2016

aflouncement

To announce you are going to flounce from an internet group in a post meant to cause drama and leave unanswered questions.

After Betty found the joke offensive rather than funny, she posted a vague aflouncement to the Facebook group.

by Gray green sky September 7, 2018

affluencer

Affluencer: an influencer paid by those of no influence were it not for their affluence

Getting traction on social media finally now she's a paid affluencer hawking hideous products for heartless corporate brands that would have long ago disappeared but for using their cash pile to pimp wares online using 2nd rate amoral wannabe hipsters with no conscience, credibility or cachet.

by Sadbast December 22, 2019

affl

A cute ant

Look at that affl bitch

by Hay j fed aguas May 31, 2020

afflacing someone

When you are in an argument and you begin chirping like a bird until they get on all fours and begin shitting out terrible diarrhea all over your face.

Holy cow, yesterday Jim said he was afflacing someone today…

by Yahoones December 17, 2022

Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix

"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."

by Spiritual Spaghetti July 14, 2015

Ben Affleck

A term commonly referred to generize all "white" males.

"You white, you Ben Affleck!"

by JKILLFROMDAU May 9, 2020