smooth af 

When your cheesy pickup lines/something you do can win a girl's heart

g: do you realize that we 're never stop tasting our own tongues ?
b: how about i taste yours for a change?
g: whoa that was smooth af

source: tumblr.com

smooth af by amazing hot lady April 3, 2016

Gay af 

A shortened version of "Gay as fuck" or "Homosexual as fuck", Often used to describe someone who is extraordinarily gay, to an almost frightening extent.

Can also be used to describe objects that are indeed, quite homosexual

Steve: Hey man! Have you seen the match today?
Joe: Yeah man, it was gay af
Steve: Why are you shortening it... We're speaking it face to face

Gay af by Holyshitthatsprettygay June 11, 2018

desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.

"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"

desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

Spider af on the wall 

This is the amazing spider af on the wall it is an amazing spider that blesses people from the wall only because of the wonderful Hannah and Ayesha so remember to respect the spider af on the wall - Hannah and Ayesha are so very peng !!!!!-if you are still reading this may spider af on the wall be with you xx 🕷
Spider af on the wall is sacred so remember to mention it in your prayers - long live the spider af on the wall

Hannah : why is spider af on the wall so great ?
Ayesha: it’s because of the amazing peng Hannah and Ayesha

Spider af on the wall by Hannah amazing personnn July 24, 2020

fine af 

good looking ,hot,sexy,very attractive, gorgeous as fuck

boy-u look fine af
girl-what that mean
boy-beautiful
girl-aw

fine af by DaisyJ August 6, 2011

voda af 

Vodaing (Voda AF is another variant) is when someone is unsafe in their firearm practice, training, or shooting.

Some also use this to describe poor tactics or lack of knowledge in regards to personal protection or tactical abilities.

What was that dude trying to teach, that's Voda AF... he is gonna get someone hurt.

voda af by Menofarms July 28, 2017

Hard af 

Extremely simple: hard as fuck.
Adjective.
Most often used as a compliment of people who seem tougher or more weathered than others.

"All of us in suits man? We would look hard af"

"Dude, we are hard af in this"

Hard af by Seriousfool June 7, 2013