Adolf Hitler

A man of many word's but a man with a bullet in his head but today he gave us Animal cruelty laws

Adolf Hitler gave us Animal cruelty laws on this day

by AllofRussia November 15, 2019

Adolf Hitler

A horrible person, a mass murderer of innocent Jews, including children! If I was alive during that time, and I could have, I would have punched him in the face so hard it broke his spine! ethnicity wise, I am ashamed to admit I am too, a German, although I live elsewhere. If I saw someone in public who said he did nothing wrong, I would ask if they are brain dead, if they said no, then I would make them. Any time I hear the words Nazi, And Adolf Hitler, cringe so hard I have a seizure.

I wish Adolf Hitler was never born

by FluffyPuppy2011 August 19, 2022

Adolf Hitler (Herr Fuhrer)

The Leader of The German Worker's Party which later became the National Socialist, or Nazi, Party. Wrote an autobiography entitled "Mein Kampf" (or My Struggle/Battle) describing his national extremist point of view and intense hatred of Jews and the "Jewry", which they brought about. A man "mit grosse Probleme und kleiner Mast," as his close commrades Rommell, Hess, and Himmler often quipped in the midst of the second World War. In 1944, after losing ground in Sicily and the Italian mainland, he realized that his pointless war to prove that Deutschland truly was "uber alles" would most likely falter. In 1945, he blew his fucking brains out because he finally realized that his mind was his own worst enemy.

Heil Adolf Hitler (Herr Fuhrer)! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

by Mike Potter September 23, 2005

Is Adolf Hitler a Nazi?

NO!!! Although some may believe Hitler was a Jew that made 100s of paintings that’s wrong! Hitler was just an average man on a black farm in the 1960s.

Is Adolf Hitler a Nazi? NO!!!! He’s a farmer!!!

by Definitely not Hitler 🥱 December 29, 2022

Adolf Hitler Leader of Nazis

The guy who is allergic to nuts but still bothers and risks stealing your "Nutella". He also killed millions of Jews and started wars... P.S. You could of just searched up Adolf Hitler....

Adolf Hitler leader of Nazis always steals John's "Nutella" because he has the most.

by gnarlybra101 September 28, 2014

Adolf Elizabeth Hitler

According to the Broadway musical The Producers, Adolf Hitler's full name.

Franz Liebkind: *Wagging his finger* Never, Never, Never!
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: *Flipping Franz off* Never, Never, Never!
Franz Liebkind: Dishoner ze spirit und ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: Dishonor the spirit und ze... Elizabeth?
Franz Liebkind: Jah. Dat vas his middle name. Not many people know zis, but der Fuhrer vas descended from a long line of English qveens.
*long pause*
Max Bialystock: Is that right?
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: *shrugging* Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.

by nacerak September 9, 2008

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022