ABAC

Assigned Bottom at Chili’s

If you and your same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decides you’re the top.

This she just abac me? I’m broke

by Yesssyea November 6, 2020

abada

Invented by a group of potheads in the suburbs of upstate NEW YORK, the word encapsulates the entire phrase 'I need a cigarette' or 'Give me a cigarette'

Not to be used in all situations, only when a cigarette is needed to the point where it is easier to blurt out something as nonsensical as abada than it is to politely ask someone for a cigarette.

"weve been in the car with your parents for 5 hours Johnny, Abada!"

by the haay way March 23, 2005

abracadabra

A prototypical magic word. Like other popular magic words such as alakazam and hocus pocus, abracadabra may have its origins in religious language. In The Book of Words, Lawrence Kushner suggests that its possible etymology is from Aramaic avara kedvara, "I create as I speak." According to the first creation story in the book of Genesis, this is a power of God, e.g. "And God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light."

for a variant, see Avada Kedavara

Theo the Clown pulled his funny pointed hat off of his head and showed that it was empty. Then, holding it upright in one hand, he wiggled the fingers of the other hand over it and shouted "Abracadabra!" He turned the hat over and a whole universe fell out. "Something from nothing," he said, "Defies the laws of physics. Pretty good, huh?"

by Rebus Canebus May 1, 2010

abagaraba

what bush calls a prison that he can't pronounce where he and rumsfeld torture people in a country called iraq which he couldn't find on a map

I don't really think we torture people in the *arghgh-pretzel-sound* in iraq, and if we did at least we freed the inmates at aba*grapluefb* from the torture of the mass murder, so we didn't know about the stuff at abagara*aph* but it didn't exist so it okay, but if it did it's not wrong either, because we made abagaraba a better place, through mispronunciatin' it!

by I am like so dorm room its not even funny September 13, 2004

Abacus

An instrument used to calculate numbers and other mathematical problems, which is 10 times better and faster than calculator.

Abacus vs. Calculator, who wins?
Abacus, of course!

by Le Mao September 13, 2012

abracadaver

Taking sexual advantage of the recently deceased.

the scene of a road accident;
"hey man, what the fuck are you doing, call an ambulance!"
(pulling up trousers) "Sorry dude, I heard the crash and, abracadaver, there she was!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

Abagail

Abagail is often misspelled with Abigail and is a tall Mexican who always makes fun of you if you’re short. She is obsessed with k-pop and is in love with Jung Hoseok. While she’s practicing her witch craft tarot cards, she’s really dying inside. She loves to read gay fan-fictions and starts fan girling. She’s a great friends to have but she always steals your memes and saves embarrassing photos of you.

Idiot: hey abagail, are you still reading that vhope crap?
Abby: HIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

by marybethbruh December 30, 2019