zonkd

adj.adv. The art of being completely numb and stoned.

(Getting, being) zonkd out on the couch

by LAURA JONNO May 10, 2007

Zonked Off The Goose

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

by Montoronator September 24, 2019

zonko

Someone who is definitely outside of the box

The guy arguing againt Brexit was definitely a zonko.

by Mooseherder February 1, 2017

zwinky'd

When a friend or acquaintance covertly installs Zwinky on your computer for you to discover later

"Oh man, I just got zwinky'd by Cockram"

by Chodie Foster July 23, 2007

zonky

zon·ky zon·ki·er, zon·ki·est Chiefly American
1. Shaky; feeble.
2. Wrong; awry.

Jimmy tried to cross the zonky bridge and fell to his death.

by pbr121 March 4, 2008

ZONK

1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!

Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!

Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!

Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!

Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!

by forever felt & forever fro February 4, 2010

Zonk

A word to say when you want to steal the tacos.

(i want tacos...)

“Zonk”
“Uhh”
*grabs tacos and runs*

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 19, 2020