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Zoinks

When something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc
That scary movie gave me the Zoinks
by Zeyo May 31, 2015
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Zoinked

When your brain decides to shut down after a while
After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked
by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019
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zoinks

that really happened, well zoinks!
by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019
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zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.
Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!
by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017
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Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.
Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now
by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018
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ZOINK

ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!
Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!
by Ieheneiejenneje June 14, 2019
mugGet the ZOINKmug.

Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community
XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?
by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025
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