Teenage Years

Like dog years, teenage years is just another annoying time difference.

If you are with a friend, then 3 hours is equal to 20 minutes.
However, if you are doing something with your parents, 10 minutes is equal to TOO LONG.

Jack" "Can we go now?"
Mom: "In 15 minutes."
Jack: "But that's like my whole life in teenage years."

by NinjaOrangeTV December 16, 2011

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18 years

(n) The length of time some woman has control over your assets after you knock her up.

She wouldn't get an abortion, so now the bitch has my wages garnished for the next 18 years

by Playa N March 15, 2006

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10 years

A kick ass band with awesome guitar, and awesome lyrics

"Cast it out watching your eyes, Casting out watching your eyes bleed dry"
Me: 10 Years Rules
Some Guy: No They Suck
Me: No You Suck Gay Man

by Cast it out February 15, 2008

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hot new years

When you shit in one of those noisemakers that uncurls when you blow in it. Then blow in it really hard into someone's face.

Happy New Year! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

by Lizy April 3, 2005

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I have a thousand years of power

Robert McClain once stated this phrase, whilst the police attempted to extradite him from his basement, whilst in medieval armor & leather gauntlets, brandishing a broadsword & a large wooden mallet. He was tazered into submission.

From thesmokinggun.com;
"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."

by I_AM_D July 6, 2008

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a thousand years of death

When you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH then jam your fingers into her asshole.

Guy: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

Girl: oh yeah babe that's the spot

by Kikashi April 23, 2018

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