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wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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wongo

Spanglish slang: when someone's appearance looks a little sloppy; often in reference to uncombed hair.
were you in a hurry this morning? you look all wongo.
by wastinmoola January 24, 2004
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wonko

An atomically explosive, dangerous blast from the rectum (butt-toot chamber) that will bring about the desimiation of the human race and every subspecies. It's horrible stench is the main elimination factor along with the hurricane winds that it produces as well as the green gaseous substance that lingers in the air for several decades. The blast is so strong that people's skin has been reported to have been singed off in a radius of 5,000 miles.
The notorious wonko of 2060 left the Earth unfit for life.
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wongmo

1. v. This word was birthed when an amazingly sextraordinarily saucy female stated that she would rape anyone who could speak in a voice resembling that of a Bill Clinton, and the male with whom she was conversing proceeded to respond, well, I can speak in voice just like Clinton's. So, "Oh my God, NOW".

The astute and analytical female proceeded to mention how OMG NOW backwords says "wongmo"; raping a personally solely because they have a voice much like that of the late President Clinton is a backward concept; thus, it follows, that the anacronym is pronounced "wongmo".

To wongmo, essentially, means to rape someone who would be unwilling to be raped were it not for the massive sexual appeal of the raper. And yes, one can be willingly raped, it's a bit like.. hm, well it's like when a person is "forced" to engage in sexual acts; however, they enjoy the acts, it just allows them to disavow personal responsability if they say that they were forced. Also, it is rape if the "wongmoer", if you will, would have engaged in sexual acts with the wongmo-ee regardless of whether consent was issued.

*Note: wongmoers must have a mad-sexual appeal, that is irrefutable to both genders

2. adj. anything that is amazingly or orgasmically rad
1. Dude, I was in this ally when out-nowhere this bitch in red hot leather with saucy lips, a sweet ass, thighs like what, what, carting a whip approached me. She then proceeded to throttle me whilst playing Marvin Gaye music quite loudly from a small handbag which she'd cast off to the side. God it was fucking amazing. She wongmoed me like an she was an ape in heat. God it was so wongmo.

2. Man, that was so fucking wongmo.
by KEGavin December 26, 2005
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wonton-boogie

Verb; While at a Chinese Buffet, the act of getting up mid-meal to take a poo, thus making room for more.
"Dude, I gotta wonton-boogie if we're eatin' dessert."
by Sir Smiley of Dude January 16, 2008
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wonsor

a sexy fart, a type of fart that makes a squeak sound.
most commonly used in a large group of people or at an awkward time.
wow, the wonsor was quite potent!

I really need to let one loose
go for it, no one will hear it
let us bow our heads and pray
pffftt...
oh man that was a grande sized wonsor
by wellerisemo April 11, 2009
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Wondowed

A term in soccer/football to describe a horribly missed shot that should have easily been a goal...

In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.
I played him a perfect through ball, but he wondowed it and then we lost in extra time...
by CrimsonCurse May 20, 2015
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