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a sexy fart, a type of fart that makes a squeak sound.
most commonly used in a large group of people or at an awkward time.
wow, the wonsor was quite potent!

I really need to let one loose
go for it, no one will hear it
let us bow our heads and pray
pffftt...
oh man that was a grande sized wonsor
wonsor by wellerisemo April 11, 2009
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The Winsor School 

An amazing all girls private school in Boston, Massachusetts. Despite what people think most of the girls are extremely nice, and are always there for you no matter what. They are all a little boy crazy, but they never ever see boys, so you would be too. The classes are not only extremely academically challenging and stimulating, but they are also really fun!! The whole school is like a family. Everyone has your back.
A: Where do you go to school?
B: The Winsor School!
A: That's Awesome! I heard it is amazing!
B: Yeah, it is!
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(Wahn-zer)
1.(v) a smooth romantic retort that sweeps a girl off her feet or takes her by complete suprise; also see suave
2.(n.) a ladies man, gentleman, yet always constantly flirting
3.(adj.) used to describe someone who recieves an unexplained 'A' on an exam or test without any prior knowledge of the tested subject
ex1. "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Staring? I was just lost in your beautiful eyes..."
ex2. Imagine the Fonz from the 1980's sitcom 'Happy days' but to the tenth power.
ex3. Look there's wonser Jim, he made an A on Mr. Berkeley's exam
Wonser by Kingwoodite April 19, 2006

Wondoroffice 

Your private little office space where you are at peace to wonder.
She entered her Wondoroffice, closed the door and immediately felt peace restored into her body. It was in her Wondoroffice she was able to breathe, create, compose, and recapture.
Wondoroffice by suzgirl September 12, 2021
1. (v.) when a smooth or suave retort is spoken to a woman in such a way that is romantically takes her by suprise.
2. (v.) When recieving an unexplained 'A' on a Physics test in which the test-taker had no prior knowledge of the tested material
3. (n.) Used to describe some that steals christmas decorations from a yard with intent to ransom
1. Yeah, I wonsered Jenny and she said yes to the dance.
2. Wow! I wonsered that physics test!
3. Man.. i'm such a Wonser. Stephani's Christmas decorations are gone!
Wonser by Michael Wonser December 20, 2005

Winsor School 

The Winsor School is a private girls’ school that is grades 5-12. Many people who go to this school enjoy it. The teachers are very nice and once you get to know them they are not scary. The school is well known for its delicious lunches, brownies, and cookie day. Winsor girls have lots of freedom and style. The girls are well taught by the teachers. Winsor has a lot of homework. Assignments are challenging but doable with some support. Some special events are Under the Lights, a day for cheering for Winsor sports players, and Spirit Week, a week of fun dressing in costumes. Considering the high standards, the girls are nice and down to earth.
Example #1:

Girl 1- Oh no!
Girl 2- What happened?
Girl 1- I dropped my binder down the stairs and everything fell out of it.
Girl 2- Let me help you pick your stuff up.
Girl 1- Thanks! That is nice of you.

Example #2:
Girl 1- *Sigh* there are no more cookies.
Girl 2- Hey, I saved some for you in case you got out of class late.

Example #3:
Girl 1- The awesome Winsor School librarian helped me find a wonderful book. I think you will like it!
Winsor School by GirlPower April 6, 2012
A sloppy, smart and senstitive kid who gives all respect to anyone.
"that was a total wynsor"
Wynsor by Jubby Lump November 21, 2011
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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