wonky

Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.

Son quit playing with your wonky.

by Timmy Joe Jenkins November 14, 2005

wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

by Big Worm July 18, 2008

Wonky Nut Nut

Someone that is a worry warted frogger doodle.
Usually a jealous guy

Mary-Ann: Julee my boyfriend is always worrying and he's very jealous!

Julee: What a wonky nut nut

by Kitkat_208 January 01, 2009

Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working

Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky

by Big Cunt Swallower April 05, 2020

Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"

Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend

by big time chuffer May 03, 2018

wonky donk

A person who is being silly/stupid.

You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!

by charles.t March 17, 2023

Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 06, 2024