woody gap

A school with a total of like 13 people, a steel drum band, and like 1 bi person. Nothing more.

Woody gap is fucking boring

by ImLiterallyStupid June 30, 2021

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Noble Woody

When a Stripper from Texas drops a porno mag in your lap on the airplane and invites you to the back to join the mile high club. Awkwardly, you meet in the plane bathroom to inform her you are a virgin and that she should also save herself for someone special. You my friend have a Noble Woody

He passed on the slutty chick because He is the essence of a Noble Woody

by Slugsworth1 April 10, 2017

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the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008

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Pee Woody

An erection caused by the retention of urine after a long night's sleep. Usually found after a night of drinking. Sometimes causes akward boner's in the morning and contrary to popular belief, it is not advisable to have sex with a pee woody.

Oh man, I wish I could masturbate but this is just a stupid pee woody.

by Jean Guy Rubberboot January 1, 2012

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