whipperness

A state of being where someone is being especially cute, funny, or exhibiting characteristics that only they or the people closest to them would have. Usually used between very close relationships to show love, or to make fun of in a caring way.

Christopher: Hehe, I got a new coat! I got a new blue coat! Yay!

Hailey: Oh my goodness, there is such big whipperness going on over here.

by upgirl13 December 13, 2010

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Noggin wiper

A noggin is an imaginative word, it could be a dirty word or it could be nogginly gurrd. You can call it to freinds, family and even turtles. Either way there not going to know what you are on about, however they normally retaliate and call you something back.

Shabba"Hey turtle"... Turtle says "mmpppfff"... Shabba says "you wiped any noggins lately", the turtle then bites your 4th toe.

Therefore the turtle is a Noggin wiper

by shabba28 March 26, 2011

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Lazy wiper

Person doesn't put enough effort wipping there ass leaving shit residue behind

I smelt Bill over there he is such a lazy wiper

by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017

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Carpet Wiper

Wiping your rusty sheriff's badge like a maniac after a nice solid bowel movement. Instead of using small strokes to ensure a clean behind, a carpet wiper makes multiple aggressive passes with the same TP. It makes a similar sound to cleaning a carpet stain.

This guy at the office makes me uncomfy when I hear him wipe. He's a carpet wiper for sure & I'm concerned about the status of his balloon knot.

by Smooth Oper8or March 9, 2020

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