A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.
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Act of John Wicking is when you put a bounty on some one's head so high that every hit man in the world wants to kill them. This definition came to be from a hit movie by same name John Wick. In this movie Keanu Reeves, is being hunted by every hit man in the world. It is also a matter of pride and honor when you are being John Wicked because it means you are too good and one or two people cannot finish the Job, and you must be "John Wicked" for the problem to be taken care of.
1. He insulted the Sicilian Mafia, this will not go away so easily, rest assured that they are going to be John Wicking him out of existence.
2. Wolf: They activated every CIA sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission....Killing you!!!.
Josh: What? Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?. Why are they John Wicking me ?
2. Wolf: They activated every CIA sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission....Killing you!!!.
Josh: What? Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?. Why are they John Wicking me ?
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We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.
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Him - "Wow that Wiinnington over there makes me laugh"
Her - "Um why?"
Him - "she sounds like a farting pig HAHAHAHHAHA"
Her- *gives weird look *^leaves^*
Him - "Oh..."
Winnington - *HONNNKKHAHAHAHHAA*
Her - "Um why?"
Him - "she sounds like a farting pig HAHAHAHHAHA"
Her- *gives weird look *^leaves^*
Him - "Oh..."
Winnington - *HONNNKKHAHAHAHHAA*
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Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
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