wide awake nightmare

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

by houskamatt May 15, 2017

Wide Left

Refering to the loss of Clemson University to the University of South Carolina in the 2006 football season. Jad Dean missed the game tying field goal in the final seconds of the game to give South Carolina the win 31-28. The beginning of Steve Spurries domination in the SEC

shit here comes the kick i hope he misses...WIDE LEFT WIDE LEFT THE GAME COCKS WIN

by Cock-a-boose February 21, 2007

Wide-on

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

That guy is so hot he gives me a wide-on.

by reggiefloyd September 8, 2011

Wide Stance

Gay subculture term that describes solicitation of anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. To have a "wide stance" means to invade the privacy of the adjacent stalls and find out if the occupier would respond to the advances. Wide Stance is usually preceded by foot taps or peering. For other definition see Cottaging.

Republican politicians often assume a wide stance in public bathrooms when trolling for sex in order to avoid the social stigma of homosexuality.

by LCR September 6, 2007

wide glide

A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.

She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.

by Big Steve September 5, 2003

wide on

sexual arousal in women - the female version of a 'hard on'

When Stacy saw Hans playing lead guitar with the band she got an instant wide on.

by chef du jour October 12, 2011

wide right

A phrase that announcers use often when calling a FSU vs. Miami football game.

Beitia sets up to kick a 39-yard field goal... it's wide right!

by Jimmy S January 10, 2004