Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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His students tend to sing the Mista Weston song which goes like “I love you Mr Weston (yuh yuh x2)”
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If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.
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do you want to go to a school that only cares about your attendance and doesn't give you science teachers? yes? well this school is the one for you!
Here at WFA we like to deprive our students of an education, we show this by making it incredibly easy to get isolation and detentions. We also show it by not giving half our GCSE students science teachers that can actually help you. It is a really good system we have here!
If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.
If you love this type of thing then come to WFA one of the best schools the UK can offer.
Anyway, your are trapped in a prison like building with a bunch of dickheads whos only interest in live is penis’, and weed.
Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.
person one : Did you go to Weston Favell Academy
today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick
today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick
by johnnybigballs98 March 26, 2019
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Alex: Dude, did you read the new issue of Sonichu yet?
Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?
Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.
Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?
Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.
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