Welsh farmer

A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)

'Oh my gosh, your Welsh farmer is such a hunk.'
'Yeah I know, he just finished farming the cows.'

Welsh farmer by WelshFarmer69 May 8, 2019

Welsh-ist 

When something is against or not allowed for welsh people

“You can come to my party because your welsh”
“That’s a bit welsh-ist”

Welsh-ist by Cawum26 January 22, 2021

welsh joyride 

To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.

Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.

Ianto had too much to drink and went for a welsh joyride.

welsh joyride by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010

welsh pakistani 

One whom comes from wales but has a pakistani accent. Often associated with sheep and indian food.

"I'm a welsh pakistani, got a call from immigration...woo..I'm going back to Pakistani!"

welsh pakistani by X JB X December 24, 2008

welsh hotpot 

when a welsh man shits in a dead sheeps anus and screws it.

i welsh hotpot that sheep michael.

welsh hotpot by garin james hughes April 29, 2009

welsh cake 

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.

welsh cake by Judster October 15, 2004

Welsh Dragon 

While in a state of annebriation getting bummed by a big black man named bernie

Oh fuck look at Simon getting welsh dragoned

Welsh Dragon by gufflefuck June 19, 2009