creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

Happy Weedium

A state of having smoked just the right amount of marijuana; enough to pleasantly alter one's mindset, but no too much so as to make one incapacitated.

From the time that I wake to the time the sleep,
My peaks are high and my troughs are deep.
I smoke a spliff, take tokes from a bong.
I'm at happy weedium all day long.

by malfa et paulny May 25, 2013

west weeding

The act of smacking a girl/guys butt in public

"mike was west weeding the girls in the party again"

by PinkPonyPower1 September 26, 2017

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Mr.weedie

Smokes alot of weed and drinks a bunch energy drinks

Your such a Mr.weedie

by Mr.yeetie December 6, 2019

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

weedtarded

someone who can't get high, no matter how much the try/smoke.

we all got high on fourtwenty, except for Laura, she's weedtarded.

by stonerrhoes April 25, 2008