Fair weather friend

A disloyal friend. Someone who will befriend you when it’s beneficial or convenient for them, but will ditch you the second you’re no longer useful. They’ll hang out with you when nobody else is available. But will ghost you when they find better company. They’re basically a phony friend who are only interested in you when it’s in their favor but couldn’t care less about you as a person.

Hey Steve, why do I only hear from John when he wants a favor but is never available when I need something?

Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.

by Truckerdan May 17, 2021

Wolf-crying Weathermen

All weathermen/women who regularly insist that a snowpocalypse or other weather disaster is imminent and cause the local media to harp on it non stop for days only to be completely and unequivocally wrong.

An untrustworthy meteorologist.

Those damn wolf-crying weathermen are at it again! It'll just be another snowpoceclipse.

by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

Over the weather

To be high; stoned; or etc

Jared: Bro i’m so over the weather
Rocco: I told you not to smoke that blunt

by Big pebble July 10, 2019

Weather weenie

Some kid with Paint, Epic Pen, GR2Analyst, and WSV3 who calls himself a meteorologist, hypes up events, and talks like he knows what he’s doing but in reality has no clue what is actually going on in the atmosphere

Look at this weather weenie on YouTube who just used potential hazard type on a contaminated forecast sounding to justify him saying strong tornadoes are possible when none are. What a bitch

by Boeing ✈️ December 22, 2019

weatherman

A bloke who makes all the girls around him wet.

Hey! Did you see that weatherman last night? He left with three girls.

by the real uncle g December 2, 2019

weather ball

a large sphere on top of the citizens bank building in downtown flint michigan, s. saginaw st. to be exact... a local landmark of sorts... it glows, and the color indicates the next day's weather. red= warmer, blue= colder, yellow= the same temp. if it is blinking then it means precipitation.

person 1: did you see the weather ball?
person 2: yeah it was blinking yellow.
person 1: dammit, i hate rain!

by green_eyes April 30, 2006

Nipple-Weather

The Act Of Your Nipples Getting Hard Cause Its Freaking Freezing

"Im Freezing My House.. Its Like Nipple-Weather In Here"

by Ashlee_(H) October 9, 2008