what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

i want die

a moment in time where you feel so fucking sad that you want die

Tyler: so the creator of spongebob died
Joseph: I want die

by bonesmacktheteeth November 30, 2018

i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

by what are you fucking gay September 23, 2017

I don't want to say this, but

A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.

"I don't want to say this, but you're a heartless bastard who is too eager to get into fights"

by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

and people in hell want ice water

a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.

Mommy": "And people in hell want ice water.

by chrisssythewhite April 20, 2011

Warm Wanter

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009