Walt Whitman's sampler

A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.

Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!

by QuacksO August 6, 2019

Walt

Someone who often cooks meth or has sexual intercourse with his wife. Walts tend to live in new mexico. Most Walts have brother-in-laws named hank who work for the police. they usually will shout JESSE at the top of their lungs in public as it is a genetic they cannot look past. to not shout jesse publicly is a sin to the Walts.

Walt: JESSE *does meth*
Man: looks like a walt over there

by ssoonn December 10, 2021

Walt

The toughest kid in Sydney

Walter Walker is one of the toughest kids as he runs Redfern gym. He also is a gym rat with Polic and Mado who all bench the bar x.

Walt runs the boardo as king and loves a fiddle with hodgey and Seb suk a man

Yeeeeeee Walt ur so tough

by so creamy May 23, 2021

uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.

Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.

by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020

Walt

Walt is a name for a boy and while it should NEVER be associated with Walt Disney (the only famous "Walt"), it's kind of hard to read the name without making the connection. A "Walt" is a soft-spoken, handsome, and loyal friend. He's the kind of friend that you could spill your heart out to and he will listen and he will give sage advice without trying to get down your pants. He knows how to be a good friend without making you feel like he's just being a friend because he thinks maybe later on, you'll be without a boyfriend and maybe you might have sex with him. He is a true friend and knows the difference. A "Walt" is also cool with dudes as well. He's a man's man and knows a lot about tools, construction, woodworking, and otherwise. He will never use you and will not burn you in a business deal. He's fair, good natured, funny, and naturally sexy. The only negative side to a "Walt" is that he lags, but if he tells you he's on the way, he probably is just on his own time unless it's a life or death situation where "Walt" will come immediately and help whatever is needed as long as needed. One thing for certain is HIS NAME IS NOT WALTER! This is not a nickname for "Walter"...... EVER. It's Walt. Just Walt.

Girl One: "Oh noooo!"
Girl two: "What? What's up?"
Girl One: "I don't know this dealer, I'm afraid I'll get burned. I'm afraid they won't show up...."
Girl Two: "Oh My God! Don't worry! It's Walt....!"
Girl One: "Oh yeah!"

by craventheking December 9, 2023

WALT

"WALT" is the name given to someone who tells stories beyond belief. Named after the famous story teller, Walt Disney, this person is known to "1 Up" anyone in the room. Typically found alone at parties and the bar scene as they are quickly shunned by non believers.

By the end of the party, Mike's friend from out of town, will now be known as "Walt." He told the most ridiculous stories I've every heard. We all just responded, "OK, Walt!"

by QMikeyL November 23, 2020

pongo walt

A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.

My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.

by josh-e-smith April 19, 2018