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wow by Willie the Great March 25, 2005
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Ahem.....World of Warcraft the best thing that has ever happened to the RL. All of you baffoons sit here saying that WoW is for nerds, geeks, and losers. But in reality it is you who is the loser. You sit around spending all your time on UrbanDictionary.com writing stupid definitions for games that you wish you could play, while I'm getting to lvl 70 on WoW. World of Warcraft > RL imo cuz IRL can you res? I don't think so, you die IRL you're dead forever. You don't even get to ride mounts you have those crazy things called CARS that are slow and boring imo. Where else can you have a naked dance party in the middle of a big city. Only Wow, so stop complaining about it being addicting, buy the game and hit me up on the Burning Blade server my name is Kerfala. FFS STFU NOOBS!!
World of Warcraft is a feeling. Who needs a social life? I can't wait to login and hop on a gryphon. WoW............
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A game that can improve social life if ur a kid,and can destroy social life if ur an adult. it eats away at your brain and tells you not to go near sunlight because the sun will create a reflection on the screen so you can't see the big hairy blue ghostlands spider thats about to kill you. There is one expansion and a new one coming out this year. I am a noob but I know these things cuz i know a 70 in rl(rl=real life in WoW speak)if you have BC(Burning Crusade) there are ten races in all. Fivefor alli,(alliance) and five for HORDE(WOOT!!! HORDE!)Alli races:Draeni, NIGHT ELF!!!,gnome, dwarf, and human. Horde races:BLOOD ELF!!!(if you call them gay I will hunt you down)tauren, orc, undead, and troll. WARNING: This game is very addictive.
Killerkitten(My main):OMFG I just got killed by an alli in horde territory when I didn't even attack him first! Wtf is up with that.
Callipso(one of my good friends):Ok, calm down, I'm sure its just a glitch
Party Killerkitten: Yeah well, glitches suck
Party Callipso: I know they do butif you wanna play you gottalive with 'em
Party Killeerkitten: At least spinebreaker isn't a new server. those ones are always real glitchy. Cairne is a new one, and the glitches are non-stop. it got so bad I considered quitting WoW
Party Callipso: Well, good thing you didn't lol
Party Killerkitten: Yeah lol
Callipso(one of my good friends):Ok, calm down, I'm sure its just a glitch
Party Killerkitten: Yeah well, glitches suck
Party Callipso: I know they do butif you wanna play you gottalive with 'em
Party Killeerkitten: At least spinebreaker isn't a new server. those ones are always real glitchy. Cairne is a new one, and the glitches are non-stop. it got so bad I considered quitting WoW
Party Callipso: Well, good thing you didn't lol
Party Killerkitten: Yeah lol
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Tom enters dark basement to find his friend Jack stationary in front of his computer screen except for small hand movements.
"hey man wanna go see a movie?"
".....cant, playing wow"
"well cant you just stop for a little while?"
"....no"
"jesus man get a life"
-Jack turns slowly toward Tom with a serious face-
"this is my life"
"hey man wanna go see a movie?"
".....cant, playing wow"
"well cant you just stop for a little while?"
"....no"
"jesus man get a life"
-Jack turns slowly toward Tom with a serious face-
"this is my life"
WoW by sEe MA tr0llIn April 14, 2010