Hatchet Wound

Term used to describe a Vagina as this organ resembles an ax or hatchet wound-especially when mensturating.

I was looking at some porn on line and came across this nasty ho with a gaping hatchet wound!

by d3nverguy72 January 15, 2009

stab wound

The slang term used by submariners to describe a very bloody vagina that belongs to a prostitute.

It only cost forty dollars to pound that slut's stab wound.

by Bleach Eating Freak July 25, 2008

Wounded Starfish

A sexual position where the female lies spread eagled on her back and doesn't move or respond, much like a wounded starfish would.

Me: "How was she last night?"
Friend: "Wounded starfish, man, wounded starfish."

by MrS13 January 14, 2009

Wounded Duck

A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.

Defensively, also known as a gimmie.

So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.

by TooCrooked March 29, 2009

exit wound

(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a turd decides to slide out of your asshole, breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.

fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown shit fest.
fella #2: ...i would've just taken the dump in her shoes.

by fackyou2 September 19, 2009

ax wound

another name for the female genitals

I could n't wait to slam my rod in the hotties ax wound

by jwd December 6, 2003

Budget Wound

A painful injury which feels worse than it looks. Like budget biscuits, you expected more than what you got.

Budget wound

by sweetbro4 November 10, 2010