When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.
Dyslexia with words.
Almost a Tongue Twister
Dyslexia with words.
Almost a Tongue Twister
Instead of:
Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:
Going cigarette to have an outside.
Instead of:
Lets call Jennifer
You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:
Going cigarette to have an outside.
Instead of:
Lets call Jennifer
You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010
Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:
(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.
In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.
In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.
by Dr. Shart September 11, 2008
The act of arguing and fighting with another person verbally.
To trash talk and call one another names.
To trash talk and call one another names.
Verbal Jousting:
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"
by Verbal Jousting October 30, 2009
Words strung together to make one either sound stupid or make no sense.
When a person says whatever comes to mind without thinking them through, specially when drunk.
When a person says whatever comes to mind without thinking them through, specially when drunk.
Telling your boss he smells like a turd covered in rotten bananas at the Christmas party after having a few drinks, is a case of "verbal vomit"
by Aaroni149 January 10, 2009
When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.
Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!
by More Awesome Than Thou November 26, 2005
A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.
Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."
"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>
<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>
<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
by The Ugly One January 07, 2004
A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009