vegetable game

three or mor people are in a circle and they all choose a vegetable each(carrot, suckatash, brussel sprout...) ad then cover their teeth with their lips (as if you're pretending to be a grandparent with no teeth.) First evryone says in chant "let's play he vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!" while clapping their hands together, then on their laps ::clap::lap::clap::lap:: Then one person says their vegetable - how about peas... "peas to celery" (in 8 beats)then whoever is celery says "celery to cabbage" and whoever is cabbage says "cabbage to carrot"... and i hope u get it by now.
ok the rules: no hestating or repeating te person who just went, and the point of the game is to be the last person not showing their teeth. its actually prtty hard b/c u want to laugh so hard but u dont want to show ur teeth, get it?

everyone: lets play the vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!
p1:carrots to brocolli
p5:brocolli to avocado
p2:avocado to peas
p3:peas to peppers
p4:peppers .....to ... (smiles and is out of the game)

by Kat February 2, 2004

vegetable medley

The act of pleasuring oneself by the insertion of multiple produce items in rapid succession into the vagina or anus.

Because her boyfriend could not fuck her readily, dat chick gave herself a vegetable medley.

by ade2 December 4, 2007

video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot

"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"

by Quentin August 1, 2003

vegetable man

One of the earliest examples of punk rock alongside Beatles' Helter Skelter. Written by Syd Barrett in 1967 and performed by him and The Pink Floyd

Vegetable man, where are you?

by Jenson Marin January 11, 2021

Vegetable Sandler

The opposite of Fruit Booter usually used as a comeback phrase.

William: Fruit Booter!

Ryan: Vegetable Sandler!

by LemonInfluence May 11, 2011

vegetable pattie

A very sad and depressing thing that vegetarians have created to make themselves feel better.

"Yo man! Look at my veggie burger!"

"Dude, that's not a burger, that's a vegetable pattie!"

by Fungus Pattie December 5, 2017

dirty vegetable

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.

I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.

by owlbattle May 14, 2014