Super vanilla

Someone who is extremely bland during sex or not into anything kinky

BOY: Hey wanna use anything while we have sex
GIRL: EW NO THATS VERY WEIRD
BOY: Geez your acting super vanilla right now

by Freezii March 11, 2022

Vanilla Flirts

When someone had a weak flirting game

Sean: What you up to man?
Josh: Just playing Q&A with Ella
San: Man, that's some vanilla flirts

by MintyB February 1, 2016

Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…

Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!

by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022

Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.

Dude you're a vanilla butt!

by Xenu Mcfly May 9, 2011

Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 8, 2015

Vanilla Coke

the greatest soda ever created

by Eddy October 21, 2003

vanilla relationship

A plain relationship, involving dates and time with each other. Also used with sex with no kinks, just plain sex.

All I want is a Vanilla relationship. Even though josh likes his kinks.

by Thank you memes November 20, 2017