MSN Vegetable

Someone added on msn that u never talk to but added just to make your contact list bigger.

OMG lol ive never talked to that girl on my contact list shes an MSN Vegetable.

by DaClevaDude June 2, 2009

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

by ^^SPAKVL^^ October 23, 2009

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

chinese vegetable

Flourescent urine produced after consuming Berocca tablets.

As in, "Berocca wee" - or, "broccoli".

I had a really bad case of chinese vegetable last night

by ChrisHughes January 2, 2009

Party Vegetable

Noun: An individual who dislikes parties and who sits and does nothing until the person or persons that he or she arrived with are ready to leave. Party vegetables typically become morose and withdrawn when in a large social gathering of unfamiliar people.

My brother's a party animal, but I'm a party vegetable who gets depressed if we stay too long.

by The blind left-handed abbot February 12, 2007

Lumberjack Vegetable

A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.

There is no way I can handle a heaping bowl of Lumberjack Vegetable, right now.

by Hey.YoungHumma.Hey May 19, 2011

drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008