A update on your own life which no one really wants or reads but you still post on your story. Life updates can vary in length if it’s detailed the writer is either bored or intentionally writes something long to see if someone will actually read their nonsense. Mainly to identity fake friends or to simply see is anyone cares. If it’s short they simply can’t be bothered or they want to share their life story but don’t have much of a life to have a story.
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Known especially for its repugnant smell, often used as an exaggeration to describe a bad smell.
Known especially for its repugnant smell, often used as an exaggeration to describe a bad smell.
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The deeply unproductive period of time you spend waiting on your favorite websites to update, refreshing periodically and putting off any real work until you've had your fix.
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Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
**Leaving the bar**
Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"
Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"
Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
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Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
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