Universal slut excuse

The excuse that EVERY slut uses for being a whore and sleeping with someone else's man.

"If you were taking care of your man, he wouldn't be cheating on you with me".

"oh, the Universal slut excuse , classic. "

by 84hf84ujfjj October 19, 2008

Universal American School of Kuwait

A school that is full of homework and pisses you off. Children here act like beavers and rabbits fighting. If you ever think about getting in this school, make sure ur ok with being crazy and loud 😁NEVER trust the kids near the elevator with out a elevator pass cuz u could end up with Ms.Noha 😬 If you are a 8th grader please keep in mind that the 7th graders are spoiled brats 🙂 Most think they’re cool and trendy when they act like 9 year olds and we can hear their screams and voices. Most are retarded clout chasers 🤭 If you live in Kuwait and ur a nerd DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL kids here are dumb and crazy it’s like living in a school jungle gym so no nooo. 6th graders are little Jake Paulers k so they think that they’re king and queen oOoOpPpps 😱 Bibi al Ghanim is the owner of this mini hell on earth! You will have to pay for every single tiny thing even though it’s from the trash can ☠️ All the school and teachers want is money🤑🤑🤑 Teachers love stressing you out!😍 They will laugh after failing the whole class so rip uas students

I get terrorized in the Universal American School of Kuwait!
The school is 90% homework and 10% education!!!

by Get outta here October 26, 2018

Universalism

The notion of the Universal fatherhood of God (meaning we literally ARE his children) and the total salvation of all souls (meaning Hell is temporary). not to be confused with pantheism.

Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole, but at least he still loves you.(Though I still think your an asshole), this is the simplist example of Universalism that I could think of.

by Some guy named Darius September 28, 2006

universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006

Universal

The OGs of American Film, the ones to release such great names like Dracula, Psycho, Intimidation of Life, Jaws, Jurassic Park, The Incredible Hulk, The Invisible Man, Freaky, The 355 and so much more, originally lead by Carl Laemmle, colead by Mark Dintenfass, along Pat Powers, David Horsley, William Swanson, Adam Kessler, Jules Brulatour, Charles Bauman and Robert H Cochrane.

The Father Carl had to sell the company during the Great Depression, but it is still being guided in good hands.

Universal is the OG of film in America. And now they have made such a big name for themselves. Even though Father Carl sold it during the Great Depression, it has been running so long, making so many great films. And yeah, Illumination is bad, I'm aware, but there is more to Universal than that, and they still release great original films to this day. Not only the Original Gangster, But In My Heart, They Are ONLY GANGSTERS, TRUE TO THE WORD!

by The DylINator October 25, 2020

Universal Healthcare

Something that will never happen in capitalist America because the upper class hoards their wealth.

Man 1: Man, I broke my arm and don’t have insurance. Now I’ll have to pay thousands of dollars to get it healed!
Man 2: *Lives in sweden* oh man, I barely had to pay anything when I broke my arm. Thank you Universal Healthcare!

Man 1: Oh well, I guess I just won’t pay my rent and sell my Jeep to pay for my medical costs.

by The Reem August 27, 2018

Universal Bathroom Time

10a.m. in most offices when everyone seems to head to the bathrooms filling up all the stalls etc.

What is this,Universal Bathroom Time?

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011