UNICORNIFICATION

That sinking feeling you get when you call a big company or government agency and only get an AI robot who is programmed to answer only the top 40% of most common questions, and your question isn't in their list. You can't get an answer. You can't even move forward unless you agree to something that is NOT your question. The bottom 60% of less common questions are the UNICORN questions that - to the programmers of AI robots - are not important enough to exist.

Unicornification is a word of realization, hitting you in that moment when you realize that your hours on the phone trying to navigate through the AI robots can't get you past their irrelevant questions. That moment when you wish you could speak to a real human being but the robot won't let you.

by oldschoolhuman July 7, 2022

unicornballs69

I like unicorn balls 69 because they are yummy.

She ate unicornballs69

by unicornballs69 February 13, 2023

Unicornical

An amazing magical creature know as a unicorn

Hey guys I saw the most Unicornical of unicorn's the other day.

by Punk1986rock November 25, 2023

Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.

“There was much unicorning at the party”

“Can’t wait to unicorn you”

by Megatron84 July 18, 2024

Unicornise

To make something previously real a legend or fairy tale

After many years, the man was unicornised, no one thinking his story was real

by OtterVee August 19, 2024

Unitonically

(Adverb)

1. With the utmost sincerity and importance in regards to a unified subject.

2. A manner that promotes unity and/or stability; acting as a singular force of influence.

1. She unitonically told her children how much she loves them all

2. The chior sang unitonically, their voices blending into one harmonious sound

by Kingkj47 August 23, 2025

Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025