undownloadable

Data that is unavailable for transfer from the Internet or a computer network.

"Hey Man, all the content on that porn site is currently undownloadable"

by Dan February 23, 2005

Unpossible

The state of not being possible simply and solely because prevalent thinking refuses to allow it.

It is unpossible for Ford to make a profit selling the diesel Escort in North America.

by mycelf January 13, 2009

Undeserved Sympathy

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.

Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.

by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010

undesirable

adj. of or having the quality of an undesirable.
v. wanting nothing to do with.
n. high school geek commonly found playing collectable card games with other undesirables in what is commonly referred to as a dork hub. Usually with a strong, pungent odor that permeates the air, and enough grease in the hair to give a thirty year old a heart attack.

damn that kid is such an undesirable

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Undisciplined Asian

An Asian that does not have an IQ high enough not to contain him/herself in a public place. They are usually really bitchy about everything and when they do stop acting completely retarted, they act like the coolest one around. You simply cannot reason with them, because they are fucking ignorant like hell, and the only way to make them shut the fuck up is to break their jaw or fingers, so they will calm fucking down and will actually listen to someone else for a minute

I saw this fking retarted Undisciplined Asian chick at school today, I just wanted to fucking break her neck because she wouldn't shut up and no one else cared

by Peruvian Flute Player December 7, 2009

Unkosher Blumpkin

The act of a female blowing an uncircumcised male while he is sitting on the toilet and suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea.

Did you hear about Rachel giving the gentile and unkosher blumpkin? I heard it was because of the steam grilled shrimp he had earlier.

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

Unlose

To win. Especially in an online FPS such as CS or Quake (or any mod thereof).

Red team is teh unlose!

by doug November 14, 2003