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asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
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.turtlezaddzs

A fanpage that is amazing and really nice and makes everyone’s day
Person:Hey look there’s .turtlezaddzs

2nd person:omg hi .turtlezaddzs
1st person:omg she so nice
by .turtlezaddzs November 25, 2021
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turtleaddisomss

turtleaddisomss is a fanpage on tiktok who crated her own colouring but people stole it and said that they made it :(

Who tf is turtleaddisomss? She is the best fanpage, you should follow her!

You hate turtleaddisomss? Read that backwards!

@turtleaddisomss is perfect!
@turtleaddisomss
by nonepleasegoaway November 28, 2021
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turtleaddisxnfp

turtleaddisxnfp is an fanpage of turtleaddison and if the most sweetest person, her name is amelie and she's so talented and underrated and deservers the world and there is no words to describe how amazing of a person she is. <3
WE LOVE TURTLEADDISXNFP
by turtleaddisxnfp.fanpage April 25, 2022
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turtleaddison

Turtleaddison is a popular Addison Rae fanpage on tiktok. She is the most followed fanpage as of May 2022 ( sadly ‼️) with a shocking 1 million followers and lots of fanpages get inspiration from her. However, she steals colorings and buys followers. Here’s a fun activity!! Go on tiktok and see is miss turtle bought you 🥰🥰 <3
Julia : Hey, do you know who’s the most popular fp on tiktok ??
Cassie : Yeah, it’s turtleaddison I thinkk

Lila : She bought them, addsdinky is better.
by kikicharlis 😜 May 9, 2022
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