christy turlington

Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful souls to ever walk this Earth. One of the original 'Supermodels' of the 1990's (along with Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Kate Moss) she has graced over 500 magazine covers, numerous music videos, and demonstrated to the world that a career in fashion modeling need not lead to drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, scandal or self-destruction. By all accounts Christy Turlington is a loving mother (to daughter Grace and son Finn), wife (to filmmaker/actor Edward Burns) and advocate of spiritual awareness (born a Catholic she's also become a voice for Yoga) and social betterment (giving time and energy for many social issues beside friend Bono of U2). She's a joy and an inspiration to millions of fans and admirers, and typifies both beauty on the outside and beauty on the inside.

"She is a spiritus mundi, a soul spun of stardust, but it's what's inside that shines. She's a real Christy Turlington."

by tabula rasa October 28, 2006

Turkish Snowcone

The act of masterbating and letting the cum bubble up like a volcanoe into your fist and making a girl lick or suck it out of your hand like a snowcone

She ate that turkish snowcone like a champ!

by cottonwood January 5, 2006

turkish elephant

When a man pulls his penis out of his zipper, and then pulls his pockets out of his pants and flaps them.

John asked Mary if she wanted to feed his turkish elephant a peanut. Boy was Mary surprised to see his turkish elephant.

by amanda t. August 8, 2006

Turkish Steamroom

When you fart in the car and roll up the windows. Similar to the "Dutch Oven"

It was a long road trip and the wife wouldn't shut up so I gave her a Turkish Steamroom

by Sugarjay November 18, 2005

Turkish Leafblower

When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.

No need for an example of a turkish leafblower. Desciption is all in the definition.

by makebelieve123 July 27, 2010

tarkin

The singularly best Imperial in STAR WARS's Galactic Empire.

"Tarkin is the best Grand Moff in the Empire."

by ITenebraeI February 8, 2017

Turkish Offroader

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.

"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."

by BBone224 October 15, 2018