Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.

Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."

by Psas May 7, 2009

trade paint

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

by Doug Newman July 3, 2007

trademark

1. n. Graffiti, tag, signature

2. (a) n. A black eye - in the sense that an impression (or 'signature') is left on the recipient.

2. (b) v. To give a black eye.

"Just me and you motherfucker. Just me and you. I'll put trademarks around your fucking eyes."

by faux real August 3, 2008

tridecalogism

A thirteen-letter word that means 'thirteen letter word', from Scott Westerfeld's "The Secret Hour".

"Deliciousness", "overzealously", "fossilization" and "hypochondriac" are all tridecalogisms.

by Lindsey Suzanne March 18, 2006

Trades Man's Entrance

Trades Mans Entrance, The Back Pussy, The Poop Bridge, The Bourneville Blvd, The Bakerloo, Cannock Chase, The Bottom, Arse, Ass, The Rusty Sheriff's Badge, The Brown Starfish, The Gary Glitter, The Hershey Highway, The Backdoor, The Brown Eye, The Fuzzy Snuggle, The Rear Admiral's Daughter.... The Glory Hole

Father O'Malley lounged dreamily on his chez long, thumbing his holy book, recounting to himself a lost weekend with Italian sailors on shore leave;
"Luigi rattled my head board like no altar boy could. By Monday morning my Trades Man's Entrance flapped like a wind sock in a force seven gale".
A life in Holy Service. Father Seamus O' Malley. Penguin Books. 1932.

by Da Dirty South April 12, 2008

trident layers

A new rising form of currency, It currently presides over the Dollar, Pound, and Euro. It is the first edible currency (not including the former German currency of Marks, that happened to be made of sausage and pretzels)

Screw You! I want to be paid in Trident Layers!

by Dr.Faust December 20, 2009

Truderial

when a person is being an arrogant hypocrite that defends oneself with an act of knowing better than the other, or trying to prove that he is better than the other, both by raising oneself higher, and lowering the other. Yet the fact is the very oposite. trying to make oneself seem like a victim when actually doing the exact oposite, making the other a victim silently, and when confronted, takes it as a personal attack, and responds with personal attack, but cares enough to explain how much it isn't.

guy 1: Truth and fact isn't the same.
guy 2: i bellieve you mean truth and personal opinion.
guy 2: Truth is always a fact.
guy 2: Facts are always true.
guy 1: That example was asenine.
guy 1: why do you try to prove me wrong three times? what did i ever do to you? you're such an ass.
guy 2: excuse me? that was a single arguement.
guy 1: whatever. You're just being immature.
guy 2: im sorry?
guy 1: every time i try to say something, you just have to try to prove me wrong, every darn time.
guy 2: That isn't true at all. When ever you try to prove anything you're just truderial.
guy 1: You need to finish this don't you.
guy 2: btw, what do you mean by "asenine," do you even know what that means?
guy 1: im so done.
guy 2: You're being so truderial right now.

by worstposter February 21, 2013