Dodge Triangle

A desired sexual act in which a partner kneeling behind the other, reaches underneath the legs gripping both the scrotum and erect penis of a male and then proceeds to pull them back until they face said partner. This forms what looks like an upside down triangle, with the testicles and penis. This formation is otherwise known as the dodge triangle. Once the triangle is formed, the partner then proceeds to perform many oral favors to the pleasure of the male intercourse partner. This process is akin to the pokemon lickitung going to town on your genitilia. A partner may also perform pleasantries on the bung hole whilst operating the dodge triangle, for an even better trifecta of greatness that includes your scrotum, penis and anus getting action.

Example 1: Berkley: It was Cameron's birthday yesterday.
Payton: Did you give him anything special?
Berkley: I gave him the dodge triangle.
Payton: That lucky bastard! He is lucky to have you! Jimmy bought a ring the morning after I gave him his first taste of the triangle.
Example 2: Dirk: Hey Cameron I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Get any special birthday blow jobs from Berkley?
Cameron: Nah fam even better.
Dirk: Better than a blow job? But legend has it that only one such act exists...
Cameron: The legends are true...She gave me the dodge triangle last night.

by Deep-Wang September 3, 2016

Pasquale’s Triangle

The place where Pasquale “Pat” Cipollone’s genitals used to be found. It is widely believed that the genitals went missing surrounding the events of December 10, 2018. The emasculated nature of Cipollone’s nether regions was confirmed during the impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.

“Have you noticed how much of a dickless twat Pat Cipollone has been during the impeachment trial of the President? I guess what they say about Pasquale’s Triangle really is true.”

by ReverseMadGabber January 25, 2020

triangle of sanctitude

A group of 3 friends swear an oath to never tell the other's secrets.

Dudes 1 and 2: Amanda R.C. from Canada, tell us the truth, it won't leave the triangle of sanctitude. Do you love us cuz we we actually did this?

Amanda: I'm so rattled. I can't even handle that. That's not even ok.

Dudes 1 and 2: We love you too :D

by the master of the triangle October 29, 2009

Devils Triangle

Clearly a drinking game...with three glasses. Have you ever played Quarters? It's like that, except two guys stick their penises into one woman.

Hey do you want to play Devils Triangle?
-Sure, how do you play?
Let's get three glasses and fill them with beer. I like beer. Then we will give all three beers to a woman and stick our penises in her.
-Ffffffuck yeah.

by BullseyeBall September 27, 2018

pink triangle

pink triangle: Now a gay pride symbol, it was the insignia homosexual men were required to wear in Nazi concentration camps.

by dijjn June 4, 2003

Starbucks Triangle

A Starbucks Triangle (named loosely after the Bermuda Triangle) is any location where one can stand, throw a rock, and hit at least 3 different Starbucks locations.

The phenomena is related to the annoying over-saturation of Starbucks coffee houses in some major cities.

"We all met up by the cube sculpture at the Starbucks Triangle in Cooper Union Last night."

by UrbanVirus August 9, 2007

Bermuda Triangle

The area in your car between the seat and the armrest where where objects are never found again.

"yo wheres the juul at"

"fuck probably fell in the bermuda triangle again"
"fuck"

by 444inthemorning4 September 2, 2017