Traffic rape is when in a traffic jam another car forces itself in front of you even when you didn't let that car in.
by Tinuviel June 30, 2014
A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.
by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019
1: Hey man, you and Flynn used to be thick as thieves. What happened to you two?
2: Oh you know, tunnel traffic
2: Oh you know, tunnel traffic
by circle_of_distrust September 12, 2013
The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you
He is a traffic jammer
by matty millz October 07, 2013
A malicious payback that blows up in your face and ruins your career while leaving the intended victim unscathed.
"I don't know what makes a legitimate traffic study," New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said today at a press conference at the State House in Trenton. Bill Baroni, Christie's deputy executive director at the Port Authority, produced data that was "evidence" of a traffic study, Christie said today, but he doesn't know "the nuance of what constitutes a traffic study or not." The emails that emerged yesterday further support the widespread belief that the illusory traffic study was an after-the-fact fig leaf covering Baroni's role in an act of political retaliation directed at Fort Lee mayor Mark Sokolich, whose constituents were worst affected by the closure.
by Joey Tee 407 January 09, 2014
A condition which typically affects the arm which sits on the driver's side window when the windows are rolled down. The driver will notice that one arm is more dark than the other after sitting for long periods of time in heavy traffic. It's most often found in metropolitan areas during the late-Spring/Summer months.
I was driving home from work but I got stuck behind a parade maker who was driving by a road work site. I sat in traffic for over an hour and got a traffic sunburn.
by m1keh4wk April 18, 2009
Guy 1: Where'd all this traffic come from? It was clear a minute ago.
Guy 2: That's flash traffic for you, completely unpredictable.
Guy 2: That's flash traffic for you, completely unpredictable.
by Logarhythm August 12, 2008