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Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.
Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!
by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020
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Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.
Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.
by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020
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blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.
Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."
by the only name left March 9, 2009
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Tooba

Arabic name for a tree in Heaven.
Its in the damn Koran. Look it up. Bitches.
by Jenna December 5, 2003
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Toorak

A wealthy blue chip suburb in Melbourne, Australia. Whilst often noted as the HQ of the city's fine upper class, it is really populated by the desperately nouveau riche, who spend big thinking they're buying a spot in high society, when in fact they should probably be buying in South Yarra or Canterbury. The term is applied to some hoe/bro who is trying to impress, but is totally off the mark.
'Brian just spent $500 on calibre shoes, but they look fucking cheap, the dude if so Toorak'
by Jimmys March 13, 2008
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toobis

1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.

2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.
Toobis wrote "What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways?" and "Hitler: was he really so bad?"
by AllUltima February 20, 2005
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tooble

A really cool and outgoing person. He/she has a lot of friends and gets along with everyone. Everyone wants to be a tooble
Patrick: Brittney, you are a tooble!

Brittney: Aww, shucks :)
by hotpuertorican May 11, 2010
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