Wine tasting

When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.

"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."

by Nails&dice January 14, 2024

skin tasting

The act of covering your elbow in peanut butter and having your dog like it off, whilst masturbating to the feeling

John: did you hear Noah was skin tasting yesterday?
Taylor: Yeah I saw the video, it was amazing.

by ClaxMcb meatrider March 21, 2024

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks.

The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.

"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."

"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"

*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"

by Snoddas October 1, 2017

I'm done tasting that

To break up with someone.

You still going out with Joey M?

Nah, he's a loser, I'm done tasting that.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Level of toastiness

How well or bad you want your bread toasted while in a toaster

The level of toastiness had broke

by Toaster536 December 12, 2018

Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.

Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts

by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021