Dude A: Oh man, it takes so long to run my model in WinBUGS!
Dude B: You, did you try Stan?
Dude A 3 hours later: Whoah! That was (relatively) fast!
Dude B: You, did you try Stan?
Dude A 3 hours later: Whoah! That was (relatively) fast!
by andrewgelman September 14, 2017
You: BTS looked the most estique at the grammy’s last night, I stan beauty
Friend : Who do you stan out of all kpop groups ?
You: I stan BTS,EXO,ATEEZ,BLACKPINK,STRAY KIDS,NCT.
You: but personally i think you should stan Ateez
Friend : Who do you stan out of all kpop groups ?
You: I stan BTS,EXO,ATEEZ,BLACKPINK,STRAY KIDS,NCT.
You: but personally i think you should stan Ateez
by stanATEEZbitch February 11, 2019
This comes from Eminem's song, Stan. If you like someone or something a lot, you could say that you stan it. It is also something that you call someone who is obsessed with something.
Cloudy: Did you hear about Ray? They made a stan account for Twenty Øne Piløts.
Tree: Really? Ray really stans Tøp, so that makes sense.
Tree: Really? Ray really stans Tøp, so that makes sense.
by bisexual bandito September 30, 2019
Stan is a fan that is overly obsessed and can bleed into being a stalker. It is derived from Eminem’ssong ‘Stan’ about a fan killing himself and his pregnant girlfriend over Eminem not writing back.
Person1: Did you hear that Jaime has pictures of the BTS boys all over her walls?
Person 2: She must be a Stan.
Person 2: She must be a Stan.
by vladimirchekhov December 06, 2017
"Them fucking stans are taking over" - Observation.
"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.
"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.
"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.
"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.
"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.
"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.
"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.
"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.
"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.
"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.
"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.
"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.
by Tarquin October 26, 2004
A Name of a Person, Can Be Male Or Female. Usually, they are a terrible basketball player, and get embarrassed on the internet. They are addicted to Fortnite and are bad at all sports. They will never be married.
by Stan Center September 11, 2018
by Standingo April 29, 2015