tittes

When you get so excited about titties you spell it wrong when you type it out.

Girl you got big ole tittes.

by rivals December 15, 2008

saggy titties

Very droopy, saggy nipples that hang exceedingly lower than the 3rd to last rib.

Ms. Jones has some saggy titties.

by BatonBeater December 16, 2007

pity titties

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.

When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.

by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009

Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Tittie Recon

When a male surreptitiously checks out a female's breasts.

Bruce: Did you see the boobs on that blonde?

Gary: Hell yes!!! I was doing some major tittie recon!!

by TWA tea July 21, 2017

Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018

Licker Tittie

A womans lactating breast who went drinking the night before and still has alcohol remaining in her breast milk.

I was sucking on my pregnant girlfriends nipple last night and totally got a taste of her licker tittie.

by Cpdcrsdrii August 18, 2009