He comes from a different time

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.

Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX March 4, 2013

Towel Time

Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.

"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"

by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009

Hamburger Time

–noun
The act of dying; the end of life; the total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism.
–verb
To cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead.

–noun

Smoking can lead to hamburger time.

–verb
I thought it was hamburger time after that robber shot me.

by MurderFace2784 November 26, 2009

Nigga time

The reason black people are usually late.

Guy : Yo how long untill you come?
Jamal: Like 15 minnutes
Guy : ok

(2 hours Later)
Guy: Yo where you at?
Jamal: Im on my way now
Guy: Daym you is on some nigga time

by T3K9 September 26, 2008

Live my life a quarter mile at a time

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017

pissing time away

The act of intensely wasting time.
The term pissing, refers to wasting, as piss, is your body's waste fluid... Duh!

I seem to be quite the charm at pissing time away.

by Lexcen February 19, 2008

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018